homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

inbox:

“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

johnquincyadams:

i like the idea of being intimidating bc i’d rather be intimidating than be intimidated by other people but then when people are like “oh i was scared to talk to you you seem really intimidating” i don’t understand it i am an actual kitten i just lay around all day waiting for people to pay attention to me and buy me food there is nothing intimidating about me

chrispiine:

behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass