February 2012
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Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work...
– Stephen Colbert (via manda-leigh)
longest day of work EVER
but i just had the most amazing bubble bath and i don’t have work tomorrow so YAY
ugh been away from here for too long but it’s been a busy past few days and it will continue to be so! i love you all!
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
dujardins:
those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
literally just deleted one thousand pages of my blog yay
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
Ask me my 'top 5' anything
high-fivingamillionangels:
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